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I am canadian and I found this hilarious. Simply because most americans know nothing about canada and its really funny to see them try to make fun of us. Dont get me wrong, i loved this flash, but let me educate you americans a bit on canada.

"Canada! Your neighbour to the north. With a nation so big and so close to you, you have to learn something about their culture before attempting to poke fun at them. This is an article that will educate you on what happens in canada. FIRST, we dont say aboot. Thats the most ridiculus thing ive ever heard. I mean who the F**** came up with that Sh*t!? Like honest to motherf*cking..."

-Technical difficultys, please stand by-

"Secondly, we do export maple syrup, personaly i think it tastes like sh*t. Moving on, Third, IT DOESNT FUCKING SNOW UP HERE ALL THE TIME! In fact, right now in Alberta, temperatures this summer have reached up to 45 degrees. Which brings me to my next point... WE USE CELSIUS, not because its the queens scale, or because were too lazy to fix it, its to CONFUSE AMERICANS when they come up here. Did you know that all canadian children are taught the farenheit scale in school in case we decide to go to the US? Moving on. My final point... our money. Oh yes, you can make fun of it all you want, americans. But its value is slowly rising, and projections say that by 2015, canadian money will be worth more than american money. Then you wont be making fun of how much maple syrup we export!"

This has been an educational article intended to educate americans about canada, but did you really learn anything, probably not, your probably too lazy to read all that.

I AM SO KIDDING. SERIOUSLY.

Ive never used a tablet...

and i never plan to. Ive gotten to like my mouse.

DONALDS PIZZA HEAVEN

I like pizza 73 & Little Ceasers. Pizza hut and dominos suck. Especialy since Pizza hut put in that cheeze stuffed crust, tastes like semen and rat poisoning!

Why you tryna lie mcdillan?

Yeah, we found cheetoh crumbs all inside her pussie

Oh but we didnt eat em though

No we definitely didnt eat em... anyway your going down mcdillan

THIS SHOULD GET FRONTPAGE

This should get daily feature, frontpage and go into the Halo collection. Im gonna recommend it for the Halo collection right now!

danomano65 responds:

thank you very much. i went ahead and did the tankmen collection so im glad it has both ends recommended now.

Tricky Time Travel

The most hilarious part was when Minkey from the future was like, "there there, it is verry tricky" "Thank you your very understanding"

Great show, chap!

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